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Awkward conversation

Uhm, asking a boy & a girl if they’re a couple when they aren’t (or when they’re just sharing benefits) is just as awkward as asking a woman if she’s pregnant when she’s not. Crickets. I asked & they went all silent on me. I followed up w/ Oh, you’re just friends? Silence. I didn’t know how to get out of it. It was like “Shut up, Feather!” I’ve been less embarrassed asking straight men if they’re gay.

They were clearly together, but undefined. Which is cool. Maybe the universe needs them to have a conversation. She’s from Ecuador living in Sardinia for school. He’s from Seville, Spain. They met in Spain at Uni. Now, they’ve taken 3 weeks of holiday together. People are so casual today. I couldn’t do it.

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Funny conversation about Ghosts

Tanisha: Did you see ghost when you were little?
Feather: Yeah, I saw it in the theater.
(Tanisha gives confused look.)
Tanisha: In the theater?
Feather: Yeah, when it first came out.
Tanisha: No, GHOSTS!
Feather: Oh. (Laughs)┬áNo, I didn’t see ghosts.

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